Jokes

If I were to ever do stand-up comedy, I'd like to tell this joke:

My dad and I are both getting paid by the government to stay home all day and watch TV. The only difference is, it's perfectly acceptable for him to do that, but not me. When you're over 65, it's called retirement. When you're 25, it's called being an unemployed bum.

If I think of more jokes, I will post them here.